:) New Psychedelicious Album "Viking Trance 3" is now available on itunes, spotify & deezer etc etc etc.
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: How do you make musicians complain? A: Pay them.
Q: How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: No one knows, no one ever looks at him.
Q: whats the differance between a pianist and god? A: god dont think hes a pianist
Q: how many drummers does it take to change a light buld? A: "oops, i broke it!"
Q:Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players? A:Terrorists have sympathizers
Q:How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb? A:One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A: A tattoo.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit? A: "The Defendant"
Q: What do clarinetists use for birth control? A: Their personalities.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test? A: Saliva.
Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend? A: Homeless.
Two brass players walked out of a bar...
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft? A: A Flat Miner
Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: He was in treble
Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner? A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players? A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet? A: About three decibels.
Q: What's the latest crime wave in New York City? A: Drive-by trombone solos.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second interval? A: Two Soprano Sax players reading off the same part.
Q: What is another term for trombone? A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator.
Q: How do you get an oboist to play A flat? A: Take the batteries out of his electronic tuner.
Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone? A: On or off.
Q: What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A: A bad oboist can kill you.
Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicapped zones.
Q: What’s the definition of perfect pitch? A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.
Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.
Q: Why do people play trombone? A: Because they can't move their fingers and read music at the same time.
Q: How does a violist's brain cell die? A: Alone.
The new Bandcamp Album is now available in various formats at http://vikingtrance.bandcamp.com/