So we've noticed lately there seems to be a lot of possible zombie behavior occurring here in the United States. With the guy eating off the face of a homeless fellow in Florida, and a guy eating another guys brain in West Virginia (or was it Virginia?). The latest: this Canadian gay porn star who went all out and videotaped the killing and eating and a whole lot more only to post it online. It's all well and good for people to joke about them being zombies, especially the guy in Florida, but we just wanna ask the question. Is it time to expand out definition of zombie to include cases such as these? Or should we simply categorize these people as cannibals? Technically a zombie is a person or animal who died and came back to life with a hunger for human flesh and brains. Or is it simply a person who has died and come back to life? Does that include people who were flat liners and were brought back by modern medicine? Or does a virus cause someone to be a zombie? These are the questions we have asked eachother lately.