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Rissa Riss / Blog

WHY THEY TRIPPIN ON THE SIDE BEEZIES?!

LATELY FOLKS HAVE BEEN HEAVILY CONSUMED WITH "SIDE BITCHES". MY FIRST RECALL IS MONICA'S SONG "SIDELINE HO". WHERE IS THIS HATE AND JUDGEMENT COMING FROM? IS IT PURE CURIOSITY OR JEALOUSY? HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE SIDE CHICK? HOW DO WE KNOW THE SIDE CHICK HAS ANY COMPLAINTS? MAYBE YOUR MAN IS HER "SIDE DICK". AND WHY ISN'T THE GUY SUFFERING FROM ANY RAMIFICATIONS?. RIDDLE ME THAT. THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "HMMM"! I'LL BE SHARING THE LINK TO WIKIHOW: HOW TO BE A SIDE CHICK. CLEARLY WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT VALUES, MORALS, TAKES AND IDEAS OF LIFE'S OFFERINGS. As we all know Hate is derived from ignorance and jealousy...so these people who speak ill of the next, obviously have shown their true colors of jealousy and ignorance. The fact they this issue weighs so heavily that they constantly subject themselves and others to this not so new phenomenon. History of all cultures include concubines, mistresses, and polygamous relations. So I ask, What is the big deal? If its out of curiosity, I can understand, we're all a little nosey every once in a while. Of course we would like to know why they are comfortable in this position, but again its none of our business, unless you are what you consider your man's "main" or are you? Quite possibly this "side chick" may prefer her form of relations due to his self-evident inability to be faithful and honest. So this "side chick" may just hold the upper hand because she's not the one being lied to and cheated on. Here's the link that will set those wondering, uncomfortable minds free. http://m.wikihow.com/Be-a-Side-Chick

DEBAUCHERY AT ITS FINEST

Have you ever heard/read someone swearing and praying at the same damn time? WHAT THE FUQ?! WHAT THE FUQ?! WHAT THE FUQ?!( In My Harold Lee voice) and there so serious tho. Im on the verge of creating the meme theme: 'Sinners Be Like' "Its colds AF, Lord we bless me with some heat" "Lord Bless these hatin ass Bitches". Huh?! What?! Got God sounding like Lil Jon...The Lord can't hear ya prayer over the censorship beep. BLEEEEP!! GET YO LIFE...

I WANNA TALK DIRTY! SUPER FOUL LIKE A BIRD WITH A CAPE!

LADIES WOULD YOU LIKE THE FREEDOM...BUMP THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM. LADIES WOULD YOU APPRECIATE BEING ABLE TO BE SOMEWHAT CRASS...IF YA MAN IS DOING RIGHT...WHY NOT OFFER TO GIVE HIS DICK A HI-5 WITH YA MOUTH???

Imma New Booty

Not like in jail.....to certain technology advances, like this app. I'm so friggin psyched. So I'll be "bloggin" every chance I get. Talking about my deal with parenthood and anything and everything else. Parenting makes you a Punk off tops. Why? As soon as the baby makes a peep, a moan, a groan or squeal you are at its becking call attempting to ease, please and pamper this smelly great gift from God.

After 30 Years on Earth I found out where Babies come from.

He didn't pull out. His reasoning..."the pussy was too good" WTF?! Gain some dick control. Think about Del Taco, the Chiropractor or Fantasy Football. At least babies come with WIC, TANF and other government assisted abbreviations.

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