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Alec Roeser / Blog

The Stingray Shuffle

Let me tell you 'bout the stingray shuffle It's like the dougie but on a whole 'notha level You put yo' feet out and you walk like you was 85 Like in the 30's when people didn't know how to jive And then you put on your crazy face lookin' real scary And all the kids at the beach lookin at you like you crazy But it don't matter 'cause you know you lookin' like you fly Erry one that's swimmin' don't know dey about to die So while you doin' it you smile 'cause you know you livin And then you look around noticin' all these people trippin' Da people in the water all be straight up brick shittin' There be a couple stingray's and they all about killin' Yeah yeah so say hello to the stingray in 1... 2...

Do the stingray shuffle (Yeah) Do the stingray shuffle (Aahauh) Do the stingray shuffle (I can't hear yah) Do the stingray shuffle (Yeah das right) Momma do the stingray (Go on and do it) Daddy do the stingray (Go on and do it) Sister do the stingray (Go on and do it) Baby do the sting ray Yeah! (Hell Yeah)

(Awwe shit that stingray looks mad as hell)

Now that we through we movin' on from the basic trainin' So here's a little bootylicious twerkin' education All the ladies in the water poke your tooshie to the back and kick yo' feet out to the front like you was taught a lesson It ain't a hard dance anyone can do it Yo' grandmama even does it with her eyes blind folded Even yo' boy Alec Roeser does it with no experience in dance and no abilities with booty twerkin' And if you're still tryna guess how I'm lookin' so cool Why all these sexy ladies be walkin' up to my tool And why I'm sort of in denial 'bout me bein' cool You better pay attention to that stingray foo'

(Awwe yeah) Scary scary scary scary

Do the stingray shuffle (Auh auh) Do the stingray shuffle (I aint doin it Do the stingray shuffle (Bitch you do it I'm scared) Do the stingray shuffle (I'm so scared) Momma do the stingray (Don't you do it) Daddy do the stingray (Daddy go home) Sista do the sting ray (Get outta the water) Baby do the stingray Yeah! (My baby)

K now i'm sorta angry aint nobody dancin' wif me So here's what Imma do man call my brotha' slimmy Timmy When ever I'm in pain I count on him on the daily He's sorta like an angel wearin' gangsta' Gucci earrings Hey there Slimmy Timmy whatchu doin' at the moment "Really ain't nothin' homie just been Tweetin' 'bout some bull shit" Well come and join the party then 'cause we be actin' retarded "Let me think a moment OK I'll be there in a second" "I made it where you be dancin' like you was taught a lesson" Well damn my broda you actually got here right in a second Das crazy anyways we da people people randomly dancin' It's kinda hard to miss unless you passed out on the pavement "I think I see you homie I be wearin' Gucci earrin's" Well come and join the party lookin' like you on vacation "Hey what's that in the water swimmin near that white girl wasted?" Oh no my baby 'bout to be a big ol' stingray sandwishhhh

(Oh shit)

Do the stingray shuffle (What's wrong with you girl) Do the stingray shuffle (Get out of the water) Do the stingray shuffle (Listen up "Let me show you somethin') Do the stingray shuffle (That's my Timmy) Momma do the stingray (You must be outta your damn mind) Daddy do the stingray (Gettin' in that water) Sister do the stingray (Whas wrong wit' you?!) Baby do the sting ray Yeah! (All Ya'll crazy!)

"Stingray Stingray shuffle"

A Night Without Music

Let's spend the night without music A night without music (Turn the radio off) Let's spend the night without music A night without music (Turn the radio off)

Melody protest Where have you gone I haven't slept in days I've forgotten the months

A night without music Is a dream brought to tears

Let's spend the night without music A night without music (Turn the radio off) Let's spend the night without music A night without music (Turn the radio off)

Divine orchestration You know it's been too long Today's music's a train wreck Because the media won

A night without music Is a dream brought to tears

They control what we hear command what were viewing Soap and water for the brain program music Everything on radio is so confusing Everyone applauding should be booing Hissing better off whistling a tune Kill every DJ start brand new Music is a blessing but I'm cursing on the track S-S-Somethings been lost that we need to get back Everybody's sells crack everybody's got stacks And racks on racks that's so damn whack We're taking it back so we can move forward Turn the radio off 'cause it's so ignorant

Divine orchestration (Turn the radio off) Today's music's a train wreck (Turn the radio off)

A night without music Is a dream brought to tears A night without music Is a dream brought to tears

Tonight

Every day and every night we'll keep on living it up Crank the retro stereo and pour some drink in our cup Raise 'em up and let 'em know we're gonna shut it down (Shut it down)

Tonight we're taking over our dreams in color You and I will leave the ground Don't think about tomorrow Until the night is over Just move our bodies to the sound and well fade away

You and I will take a dive Were gonna shut it down tonight Light it up and close our eyes There's Abercrombie to the left and A pair of wannabe's to the right Yet you caught my eye Well there's a lot of stimulation So we up and leave the station No end in sight Now we move to our own vibration And well keep it up for the duration Tomorrow will be fine but

Tonight we're taking over our dreams in color You and I will leave the ground Don't think about tomorrow Until the night is over Just move our bodies to the sound and well fade away

Tonight we're gonna take it to the next level Gonna lose all control of the night Tonight we're gonna crank the bass treble and we'll never forget this moment tonight

Too many times we've crossed this road And we don't know where to go Just wanna close out eyes There are people passed out to the floor And dream catchers rockin' to the tempo Funny I'm not surprised Look at the poor man hugging the pavement He's a 10 borderline suffocation He doesn't seem to mind It's about to hit 5 o'clock in the mornin' But the party keeps on flowin' We'll sleep it off tomorrow but

Tonight we're taking over our dreams in color You and I will leave the ground Don't think about tomorrow Until the night is over Just move our bodies to the sound and well fade away

Tonight we're gonna take it to the next level Gonna lose all control of the night Tonight we're gonna crank the bass treble and we'll never forget this moment tonight

We're gonna shut down this bitch (Take it to the next level and shut it down) We're gonna shut down this bitch (Take it to the next level and shut it down)

Every day and every night we'll keep on living it up Crank the retro stereo and pour some drink in our cup Raise 'em up and let 'em know we're gonna shut it down (Shut it down)

Tonight we're gonna take it to the next level Gonna lose all control of the night Tonight we're gonna crank the bass treble And we'll never forget this moment tonight

Tonight we're taking over our dreams in color You and I will leave the ground Don't think about tomorrow Until the night is over Just move our bodies to the sound and well fade away

-Alec Roeser