"We need a little pride in times like these"
Dodgy are English so it's in our nature that we apologise for most things, apart from the things that get swept under the carpet such as Mel B, Cliff Richard's mouldy closet, modern Christianity and the Israel thing.
So we must apologise for sending out ANOTHER missive so close to the other one we sent, cuz you don't like that apparently. Sorry n that.
The venue for the gig THIS Friday in BARNSLEY (it's in between Leeds and Sheffield, but better than both) is actually in the Elsecar Heritage Centre http://www.elsecar-heritage-centre.co.uk/date/2011/02/11/?ec3_listing=events
The venue for the BATHGATE gig on Feb 24th has closed down apparently and has been moved across the road to VIP Lounge, Room At The Top, Menzies Road http://www.wegottickets.com/event/103620 It's only £9
+ we are adding gigs like a 13 yr old adds Facebook friends. look...
2 more gigs to announce - TROWBRIDGE on 23rd April and READING on 4th June
Feb 11 - Barnsley, Elsecar Heritage Centre 24 - Bathgate, VIP Lounge 25 - Stirling, Fubar 26 - Dunfermline, PJ Molloys 27 - Dundee, Dexters
March 5 - Winchester, Railway 12 - Leicester, Musician
April 1 - Portsmouth, Cellars 22 - Bristol, Fleece 23 - Trowbridge, A BIG MARQUEE, The Mash Tun, Woodmarsh, North Bradley 24 - Oswestry, Ironworks
May 1 - Bishop Stortford, StortfordMusic Festival 20 - Milton Keynes, Sno Bar 27 - Aldershot, West End Centre 28 - LeeStock, Sudbury, Suffolk www.leestock.org
June 4 - 25th Anniversary of 'The Queen Is Dead', 21 South Street, Reading RG1 4QU http://www.readingarts.com/southstreet/event.asp?id=SX4CAF-A781C9E8 11 - Coventry, Kasbah 17 - London, Monarch FREE GIG
July 30 - Farm Festival, Somerset
Aug 27 - Mychoon Fest, Derby 28 - Watchet Festival, Somerset
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(or Maths, if you've been drinking)