Voting is over and the winner is me again, thankx everybody for getting out there and listening to old luvis songs like " the 4th amendment or hit the bong or st ann street blues " while in the polling booths. WE all sa a huge spike in our swampmuck records charts. we didnt hit billboard or the offbeat but we are on our way and someday we will be sitting in the main office in NYC smoking big spiffs with jimmy cliffs and drink jack with capt morgan behind the console. It not every happened that i saw a picture and thought way what a great story. but of corse you probadly dont have any pics of Gus. My buddy Gus is jamming to the sun and stars as we speak. so i see an old pic and thought of a great jam we had this time of year back in the late 80's. we were just kid. we all like the sunday gray sky nj day so we both jumped in my ford pick up truck and rode down to newark for some guitar string at that little music store on main st. so we get there and gus goes inside and start to play on a piano. i get my strings, he jumps over to some banjo to jam, the store mgr is a little upset, why , cause gus was shredding probably better than him. i ask to see a guitar that was a solid body guitar called a Robertson. Cool we plug it in and jam. is plays real nice. dude wants $200.00 for it and i'm like not today sir. gus asks the guy to play thise $1500.00 white gibsen le paul, the guy is like well " i dont let people play these guitars " gus is like " man i have money - i really want to play it " and put his wallet on the counter and pulls of the $40 bucks he had. dude hands him the guitar and gus starts playing. i walk around and gus is shredding the axe. the music store dude wasnt happy. louder and louder he gave the amp. suddenly some mom and her kid walk in for guitar lesson. the kid is standing there looking at gus and gus doesnt seem to see this kid. he's wailing out a mix of Randy Rhods riff witha mix of brain may. the kid is in a trance. the mom is yelling the the dude and than dude walks over and unplugs the amp on gus. i start to clap and laugh at it all. gus opens hes eyes and looks at the kid whos holding there guitar and say " you play ? your gonna get some lessons today ? " the kid says nothing. the moms grabs the kid and push's him in the back room for his lesson. Gus turns to dude and says " you give lesson i didnt know that " " hey man the action is a little out on this thing - you do lay-a-way " ? the dude say NO and so i yell over " why the fuck did you unplug him " , so the dude like " i couldnt hear the lady talking " , Gus says " I think this guitar is a piece of shit " the dude grabs teh guitar and says " why dont you leave my store " I'm like " what the fuck dude - we jsut brought shit from this store dont be a dick " he says " you can leave my store to " so we walk to the door and i grab a bunch of flyers and mags by the front door and say " i'll be back next week for the guitar but in the mean time " and i throw all the stuff up in the air and it floats all over the store. we walk out and he runs after us - dude walks out to the street where i'm parked and say " u piece of shit you go and pick up that stuff NOW " we both laugh at dude and i say to him " your the piece of shit for disrespecting gus on the guitar " at this point gus realizes he left his wallet on the counter and starts running back into the store, " holy shit " dude run after gus.. a bigger fuss happens as the guy wouldnt let gus out the door. than this other family come around the corner with some kid and guitar for there music lesson. The nice lady turns to me and says whats going on here - I say tell her " that white gibsen over there is hot- stolen property from my buddy gus and that guy wont give it back " she like " oh my god " dude she the lady and opens the door - he walks in gus walks out- lots of Fuck you's were said. than we over to the spot and laughed laughed laughed........ CRAZY
Go vote or save money and dont. I saved my self a ton of money which i will use to buy strings, pick, maybe that really cool leather jacket. I am a preacher of the vote. Please go vote for my song on reverbnation. Please vote for my songs on cdbaby.com. please go vote on itunes with your (pick any state ) Gov Purchase Card. Please take yer time and use yer Gov Cell Phone and click vote/download of my killer awesome new tracks from the LUVIS 25 YRS CD on itunes and spotify. I say your not american if you dont vote for the band BLOB SNARLY on Youtube.com/blobsnarly. voting is important. voting with your dollars to my Campanella will help pay for my dentist bills or new front bumper. i didnt get to rock out the Hard rock last year cause i didnt get enough votes. i voted for a president of America once and now look what happen to the country - its all my fault. so just vote for my band Government Handjob or my new all transvestite girl glam band called Corpoorate blowjob. we need your support. with a voting system i wouldnt be able to tell you that i am top 10 or top 20 or top 1000. i voted for a guy in new jersey who was just 8 yrs later arrested for corruption of tax payers funds. i dont like voting for false gods. i voted for breast cancer awareness. i voted to keep illegal out of our country but i failed at that one - sorry, its all good i dont have a problem with people, i have problems with mix beliefs and fake rules. now my little fireball your not allowed to vote but every few yrs, while the problems and issue keep raise n to the top of my life and i have to dal with it I HAVE TO GO THRU WITH IT - EITHER ORE ! I am o.k. with yer voting system. i vote daily its called choice. i have a choice and a freedom to not be a part of a mess up world. i get no support from my brother and sisters in arms. cops hate me. the FCC want me to shut the fuck up. the entire game is designed to keep me from rise n up. I rise up when i see a pretty girl. I vote for more Redheads in office with really big tits. sorry i'm a male holistic pigs . i like big tits. i vote for more big tits. " i always say the bartender with the biggest tits get the biggest tip ". use 2 sticks to make it in the nature or wait to vote on it. voting for me is more important than that dude you see on t.v. who make facts on how we have been lied to and robbed by the latest suit and tie fuk. bahahaha i have to upload some shocking video and disturbing jams about the twisted street life of a man with a small penis called Luvis. go rock yer vote, go cast yer jazz, go and do it GO VOTE FOR LUVIS with yer Visa and Mastercard ready - paypal - firstname.lastname@example.org MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM THANKS !
Its taco zombie tuesday with a slide of slayer harmony and a dash rip sock of Stone IPA 6.9 % alc vol. Good morning kids. its a great day as we enter the end of my wicked week of maddness . As the double of disaster has said before I'm a zombie slayer ! ZOMBIE SLAYER is my only halloween holidaze song written/recorded in Memphis at the Control Room with Jimmy on the console. Now heres how i did it. ready. 1 qt of talent + 1 lbs of opportunity = 1 great on the spot song. As the rise and fall of Myrage was infinite i had just come back from a weekend in new orleans and decided to record some personal track in the studio. so i talked it over with jimmy to just let me free style with his stuff. we grabbed a generic beat off the 808 and keeping techo style pumping so it was my first fake digital studio drummer. we pulled out the korg keyboard hooked up my gitar and started to just jamm. he left to do the dishes while i got my head rite for the song. i got focus real quick once the headphone were placed on my ears. i lost all dimensions and time and though about slaying zombies. killing those life less humans monsters. i wondered about those old horror flicks i liked to see as a kid like the creature from the black lagoon, friday the 13th and of course Sat the 14th ! love watching that movie at the old theater in New Jersey. fuk that place was great. we would get 20 cents drinks at shop rite and candy from McCoreys .. fuk any way i'm in this studio and i signal to jimmy to hit the red . we do. the song starts to run into my head. i blast out the guitar track. basic rock jam. no bass tracks. i play my gitar tracks and than start to hit that keyboard. i played everysound that thing had. jimmy and i laughed at how fast i changed those tones to the beat and kept in all in tune. We mix the entire thing in 5 minutes. we smoke a little bit . listened and started to add some more tracks when all of a sudden his wife came into the studio yelling at him. 15 minutes later we had to shut down the show. she didnt like the smell og smoke in the house. she didnt know i was scheduled to play that day ( they had plans ) she was upset that i parked in her fancy spot in the 1/2 round parking lot out front. She was Jimmy wife. And the Bonnie situation wasnt looking to good. I mean if she new there was a dead body in the garage - what if ! she wasnt done with zombie slayers. she had no clue. she worked all morning at the hospitol and had already come home to see me, you know Mark, from that band MYRAGE..... she wasnt down with the pow wow........soo......off i took my tapes and guitar eq. gave jimmy some cash and shock his hand and said " Have a good day bro dont forget the band is playin at the Attic on Halloween " . than we both turn and walked away. man oh man i wish we had kept on jamin and recorden, i was just getting started. fuk n studio milf bullshit, yeah mike check 1,2 3,4,.... so that all i can say about that - ZOMBIE SLAYER , a love song about the zombie girl who got way from my baseball swing o her head. i love you my little zombie grrl. off i went back to muddsippy where very little was ever done with said song til NOW ! ZOMBIE SLAYER OR DIE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM
I used to be a shredder of the fretboard back when i had really long hair and wore a size 30 waste. I had had this system i invented called the " Berto Technique " . I wasn't in the realm of mastery as is on this gorgeous hello baby doll lets go for a walk on the river and tell me all your little problems kinda day here in Nola. I was just yound long haired Mark. So i had created a new guitar riff daily. I would write them done. and than use them while i gave lessons. my lessons are only good if you can leave with a really cool riff that you cant figure out at first. I have seen a lot of scales in my times. everybody have a set of excersise's to play before a show etc etc . I use cromatics daily. i use arpegios . i use all that stuff. but i have gone 1 step further. its Now the LUVIS scale. its works in any key and it hard to get at first but you can do it. now bck in the day i used to sell it during my guitar lessons. I made a poster of it so u can see it visually. you will see how cool it is after a few times seeing it. the fretboard is a trail or a path to other levels of the mind. soon enough certain notes will have to be stop. the key of A i think will be eliminated by the NEW WORLD ORDER in a deceptive way to keep control of human poitivity. I will talk about that later. BUt the LUVIS SCALE is truly a wild series of notes that you have never seen. I show people and theres just like - what ? than a week or month later i hear them say - fuckking awesome bro - do it when ever i can now ! I created this scale outa pure magic on stage 1 night in NEw JersEy. HOLD ON ! WAIT stay in control. ya know. I hear little voices in my head. silly boy i'm not paranoid but I really shouldnt do this. I shouldnt tell you for free how i create my solo's. I think i would n be fair to those who taught it to me and i paid a bunch for it, than i made other pay me for it and if they read this 20 yrs later and see i am giving it away for free. NAW FUK IT - YOU GET NONE. I give a ton of music stuff for free. I have a independent record label to operate. i have a family to feed. I have recording studio that needs more money to stay " state of the art ". fuk i want to - but really this LUVIS SCALE is top notch. look i will give you a break - half price.. no wait.... o.k. $ 10.00 us amercian dollar via paypal - email@example.com I will send you the paperwork, my bible of music. I have to do it this way. the LUVIS SCALE will instantly thing about it is you will make at the very least 3 guitar solos , from there you gonna be hooked. ..... really i should tell ya but i need the fucking money. i want a new American made Corvette, i want a new American made Harley, I also want an American made Carvin Luvispro Guitar ( still on draft/back order ) I want a new American made Henry Fire Arm with BLOB SNARLY etched into the stock. AWWWWW hell i have my ebay wish list but it wont happen and you wont be happy unless you just hook me up with 10 bucks and i hook you up with a lifetime of scales.....LUVIS SCALES.........GUITAR SECRETS TO THE STARS..... PUNCHING METAL DRUMMERS IN THE FACE...... SMOKING DA HERB EVERYDAY WITH A MONKEY ON MY BACK...... WEARING THE WHITE WIFE BEATER........WEIGHING 222 LBS FROM NEW JERSEY.......MR MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM HIMSELF...... EL' LUUUUUUUUUUUU VIS X0X0X00X0X0X0X0
It only takes 16 steps to my courtyard in the bayou. I live near the passage way used by indians and pirates. I live my life like theres no tomorrow. no fear more beer.still # 6 10-20-2014 was yesturday nice to work with you musicians and congrats you Rock An Rollers of time and space. WE all get a moment today to rechoice in the moments. haha. so was thinking of jammin and who inspired me to play . now every fool feind freind of mine knows i'm a Randy Rhoads pupil. I still laugh at that. spent hours of time trying to understand what and how those solos went. took lessons from different people. to learn the Randy riffs Mr Crowley - my friend Gus was a huge Randy fan when i moved to Hollywood i had taken a job at a print shop in Burbank Ca. This is where the Rhoads family has there voodoo. I spent sear-val daze crusin the streets. I found out he was buried in San Bernardino. When i went to record in Memphis for the first time I tried to play guitar in his style for the Myrage song " Victim ". I never got to see him live but i do remember in 7th grade hearing about his untimely plane crash. Bummer for life. thats were i'm at today. Bummers that make you feel good anyways. like Dime bag Darrel another great player who was taken from us but that music is fukkin still strong. I feel the same way about Cliff Burton and Jeff Hannaman . sucks to see great musicans live the planet. hendrix i think might be the greastest lost to the music world. janis, jim, etc etc thc .. now another influence to the LUVIS game is Jeff Beck. Now that dude .. whoa. Saw him and Stevie Ray Vahan at MSG . Crazy Cool. Now STV is gone. I remeMber working in a print shop in NJ and i heard that news. huge bummer. I walked out to my truck and lite it a bowl and thought FUCK ! MY best influence to date has been my old buddy pal C-LO the pitbull. that brotha would listen to all my songs and never leave my side. he was so good to jam with. he hated loud drums ?? huh ! po old bastard he was. Many a dog like my jams. crazy stuff. Another great influence was the Mirage band from New Jersey. Fang - Magic - Chili - Tommy - Myself plying those acoustic rock jams in the tri state area. those crazy jams lead us to Memephis which now why i'm here in new orleans. crazy. 1 little dream from new jersey influence me. gotta get some jams in today. havent seen the band since the tour of 75. Blob Snarly show at EBOLA Fest was insane. gotta get rolling like 33. my mind is still fried green potatoes. let the good times roll let make you a clown. Thanks for making me # 6 for another day in my life. Lets all party and get fuk'd up when i hit # 5 o.k. MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM L.U.V.I.S.
NOthing rEally mAtters tO mE tOday. As i slip away into the sunrise of the day i hear that old song play and i begin dreaming of my Mary Jane walking away. So the the 6 rank for old luvis is a First. I have never been in the top 5.maybe tomorrow . I am always excited about such things. there is alot to be excited for. the winter is bringing myself floating above the alpine a bliss of snowblind images with sprinkles and flashes sunlight on my brain. so on this day some yrs ago i wer riding thur ann across the yonder cross'n mason dixie lines U.S.A. to see my old recording studio Aapliance, visit those who still stayed behind. its was a ghost scene as i remember with so many flashbacks hitting my mind right now. As classic rock and heavy metal clash a collision of Toyota supra moments hit my fretboard. Tony & i drove a hot shit brown car down to muddsippy from nj. went to 3424 laurel wood, watergrove ran into ourr old mail man "use 2 rubbers boys these southern girls ",daisy tek, south park, hooked up with mike g, Anthony, tommy d- WHOA !!! THAN we found some Kelly . unlike molly, $$, kelly was real blonde xtc. we found her at silky Sullivans . played pool, drank way to much whiskey. smoke $ome super midtown Memphis kind buds at her house and drank some more whiskey .than i puked . cleaned myself up and fell aslee-snore-eeeelp between her and tony :-( bahahaha :-) . woke up and never seen her again but room mate was bitch so dont you look at my girlfirend, i never seem to get a lot and of course you can go your Own way miss fleetwood bahah. We should be Dancing YEAH ! raced out to the casinos with tommy and maria were i won $500.00. said so long and drove to old Pasadena California . How Count the song became a reality ! ( CHECK IT - http://www.broadjam.com/LUVIS420 ) .... Man i get a shiver in the dark but meantime we smoked and drank on the Venice beaches with tara fran and jen while the moon danced our laughter at a quarter. the laptop has all the funny stories on it. dude could get stoned cause he was on probation. fuk N lame. we watched Star Wars with the girls. slept til high noon. Jam'd some guitar on the street corner. Slow drive down the Sunset strip , quick turn left it's Musicians Institute. Dude. keep me searching for a heart of gold. tuned up the leaky transmission with Slick 50. got muscle beach pumped for the cannonball run 1999. Pasadena to Parsippany. bahaha. 1 last kiss. 1 last smile. off she went in the jeep. 1 last hug, 1 last punch off he went to wash clothes or something gay and dirt like. what a mar roon i luv this shit , turn up the radio its Blondies heart sharped ass, bro were outa this bitch , 1 last hit, 1 last long and bendy stretch and it time to write another song , superstition is ON the way - L.U.V.I.S. MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM
I love being # 13 on reverbNSAtion seeing how in real world tmeline i'm more like # 13 behind satan herself. Todays really special day for LUVIS. BAHAHAHAH love this stoopid shit. reminds me of todays post to Beatoff mag that wont post cause mark zuckerburger wont let me post any good rants - fuk him ! I will post it all here anyway cause this is my site for music. so the Beat off mag seems to have it all write and a little bit wrung. Now back in May 2014 I droppped pf my fresh new cd's to them for a review. I didnt think they would. Nobody ever does, but seeing how i had a personal conversation with such and who i figured maybe. now 5 months later i am floating around the world wide web and i see this little url for Luvis 25 yrs on offbeats servers ???? o.k. click on it. and wham - NOTHING ! bad links, incorrect codes. shockwave scripts errors, ICE alerts, FBI warnings, FCC DEA CIA EBOLA STYLED computer virus's attacked my servers. my network engineer in silicone valley Pat Patel evening called me and said something to me but i couldnt understand a word he said Again, he a good fellew and plays for the Cally band Crystal Shits, I hope he come to Nola this winter. bahahaha i love saying that ! " enjoy the winter months here in New Orleans " .... so like always I am interested in all thing LUVIS. So i see my name on those infamous servers but no listing or review for my tracks. Not 1 track listing. Fuck me running. I mean i get dis'd daily by all these oppertunities on reverbnation. HELL i cant get my album reviewed by joey and joey in Alaska on AM station 1290. That how life is. I'm still getting Laid tonight, Got dollar bills in my guitar case and just about everybody cool bartender in this town throws me a PBR and Fireball for free whenevr i show up with my guitar. THE funnest review i ever had was from the Aqurian weekly back in the late 90's in New Jersey. I went there droppped off my freshy made cd's with a real MAGIC marker inked title and songs. wrapped in a yellow/red special cd case. handled it the guys over there for review. 5 copies i handed out to the office crew who were i think more excited about getting stoned with me than my cd's but whatever. Needless to say i'm still waiting for that CD review to get covered. I really think if i had shown up with some really good herb and not that new york city swag in a brown paper bag I may have heard a word. It just sucks when u go thru wit it and there doing nothing about it. Hrs and weeks of playing and recording, mixing and flipping, release and receive it and than you hear it and say ________ ________ ________ _____ ___ ___ -_______ _____- -_______ _______ ! I have no heart when it comes to what some folks thinks about me and mine. I see thru the bullshit. u see my bullshit . I have so many kind words but what your listening to isnt the KIND I smoke anymore. so save your thoughts of me for your epitaph cause this white boy with blues eyes is gonna live for ever and ever. But when I have a good story that needs sharing it just needs to be told by the 1 sideed solo artist called old Luvis. Old man luvis turns 45 next month and that when i think SCORPIO FEST is gonna happen. fuck yeah get stung sister. now in 2 days EBOLA FEST over by the ST Claude bridge. Google it. ask it, bing it, yahoo it, lycos it or just ask anybody walking the lower d beat, see all the flyers from coast to coast. yeah thats the shit ! Thanks for everybody keeping us in the top spots on this site. leave me a comment about my songs if you think about it. and go support local music cause MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM. L.U.V.I.S.
Mondays like this R Wit LA 31 Biere Pale and some super cute blue eye skys with long flowing breeze's from dat bayou just norph of here. It a day of hope as we enter the week before EBOLA FEST 2014 where myself the blob snarly crew and 3 other band march forth to stab our poison into the viens of this virus. MUSIC HEALS I swear to god it helped me thru my bouts of depression. Sometimes sounds waves are what u need to interrupt the negative flow of energy that happens with stress and pressure. I used to teach music to a guy who was a quack. I mean he wa a doctor of the mind. His patients had some real fuck up issues. He was introduced to me from his daughter who I was trying to put my mixolydian mode into her minor pentatonic. I taught him and he in turn taught it to his clients. he and I both discover what so many already had knew. Hendrix, Santana, Clapton, etc can heal ur wooo's with there music. the beatles can heal ur mind and body. I sometimes need SLAYER or Suicidal tendencies to cure my fuk'd my head but DONT U JUDEGE ME !........So lots of guitars needs to be tunes up. I have to hit Webbs in the Bywater for some picks and strings. man the wind outside is blowing my backyard to shreds. oh well. drink up ladies. so nest month is a huge month for me. As a true blue Scorpio I must create SCORPIO FEST. Its gonna be fun. Scorpios get laid and paid while drinking limeade for free. amen. ok we are still # 12 and I want to thanks you. we are so proud of our music and love ll you guys who support LUVIS / BLOB SNARLY down here in the big easy. THANKS EVERYBODY ! HAVE A GREAT DAY. SMOKE AND DRINK. PUFF PUFF GIVE MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM ! :-) X0X0X0X0X0X0X0
It comes in 3's beers bongs and thongs 1, 2, 3, Theirs no religion 4 me. when ur up all nite doing XTC and PCP. and there sticking needles in me INTRAVENOUSLY YOUR my oxygen in me ur a revo lut ion ary ur the one i want to b u r want i'll never Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee THERS Some thing about the way she looks at me...... thers something about the way she moves to me........... theres some thing about the way she SMILES at me......... some about here theres something about her yeah.......... theres something about thE way she Yells at me thers sumting a bout the way she screams at me theiers someting about tHE way she RUNS FROM ME YEAH THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER THERE'S SOME THING ABOUT HER................... Something About Her - EVIL LUVIS 2000-2010 SWAMPMUCK RECORDS 2014 NEW ORLEANS MADE IN AMERICA ALL RIGHTS RESERVED COPYRIGHTED " MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM "
#12 Today kids - Thanks for your local support in this independent original musician self proclaimed ruler of the Swamp Muck name and game. I am a very lucky guy. I found good doctors and dentist who helped me to go Thru wit it. Something about her is that kinda song. recorded back in the home place studio 1A before it was takin over by my other great creation in life. I have had a good string of luck singin about her. she always with me. I swear i really do think its her reincarnated. from time to time my mind races into many realms of the mind. the present get slammed with the past and than bam it all hits me and i can play note for note solos of your fave artists. I have a hard time playing like Kerry King but i can fake it real good so i'm o.k. with it. he would 'nt have a problem with it so Hail Satan ! Now i'm dealing witha really bad hangover. Fuk. I love you taco Tuesday ! with justa week or so EBOLA FEST 201 is gonna be intense. lots of people are involved. i've had death treats for the show but FUK you NEW WORLD ORDER SCUM - I see ur lies, U brought innocent life to its knees so you can be more powerful to the weak and penniless - fuk u assholes - eat your filth and rot online. Sometimes the magic doesn't work. Sometimes the byte is more than the bite. I have bit off more than i can ka chue ! todays gonna be great cause i have the magic stones from the magic circle and i can see for miles and mile and miles. when the rain comes it wipes away my tears of you my sweet little fireball. as u want to leave i will not let go. you may roam forever and ever on this spinning mass of atoms but i will never let u go. i will always be surrounding you in the air you take and the wind that push's your long hair. I take pride in knowing that and of course you should. I have cross the dark side and now it cases me with black roses and skulls filled with the green dragon itself. I walk into the face of the stage with my hand scanning YOUR vibes and when i sense the change in moon i can take us back to that mountain top where we once howl'd til sun rise. the only thing that's changed is my stone cold hatred for those who have betrayed my trust. As we enter this new studio session i am open ears to your screams of desire. I can without a doubt say only that you wanted it to be this way and o i grant all those wish's except 1........that's 1 wish is NEVER going to stop. Sorry about that . you should have known me better than to think i would FORGET my line in this sea of red. A DIRTY Dozen today. the old number 12. 12 the number before you change forever. a number unlike any other. given such things i am of cursed happy. I will be playing the flying v for EBOLA FEST 2014 at Murder Alley NOLA. 4 bands now. tons of people going. mega loud sound system. lights. stage hands. info news on Ebola. Watch out mad men crossing into no mans land. nobody has ever come back from there alive. who can we trust to tell us the truth.......... MUSIC MEANS FREEDOM