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Steve White / Blog

A Joke Ain't Funny If Only Half the Room Are Laughing

Scuba Diver You know I dig the Sunshine Bus And I've seen Club For A Fiver I'll sing at the Birkbeck karaoke But I won't sing Scuba Diver I don't want to be an airborne ranger Live a life of danger either I don't mind singing Chas n Dave But I won't sing Scuba Diver Fucked her standing Well, that's nice Fucked her lying You said so, twice If she had wings Does she have a name? I'd fuck her flying Or are they all just the same? Now she's dead but not forgotten .......What? Dig her up and fuck her rotten I think this song is best forgotten. Cos I've seen Téhoué score against the Arse I've seen Jamie Jones not lettin' 'em past I've watched Charlie Daniels play another blinder But I won't sing Scuba Diver It ain't a song to sing about your mum Your sister or your daughter either And it ain't a song about Jacques Cousteau So I won't sing Scuba Diver