Artist Summary

Artist Bio

The 5-headed musically-declined frankenstein-band know as Schwarzenator was conceived by founding forefathers JP Von Hitchburg (stOrk / Venison), Jonathan Weed (Bryan Titus / The Fuxedos) and Shane Gibson (KORN / Jonathan Davis / stOrk) in the early 2000’s with a vision to create the ultimate Arno-Metal homage to all things Arnold Schwarzenegger.

While many other girly-bands and girly-men have attempted to be the most Arnold, the evil geniuses behind Schwarzenator take their stupidity and their musicianship to the highest level. Von Hitchburg/Gibson/Weed wrote Schwarzenator material over the past 251 years before being good enough for production. That time came when Schwarzenator summoned the forces of Eloy Palacios (stOrk / Venison) on the lower 6 string (bass) and rounding out the quintet with non-other than Austrian uber-drummer, Thomas Lang (Rhythm magazine’s “Best Drummer in the World”).

Melding comedy, irony, a hyper-dose of parody and virtuosic musicianship; Schwarzenator manages to lampoon the California Governator better than another other act this side of the galaxy. Their musical offerings range from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s finest films ranging from “Kindergarten Cop”, “Total Recall” all the way to the “Terminator” franchise! Schwarzenator enjoys destroying their audiences down to their bare endoskeletons!

Schwarzenator’s debut album “Schwarzenator” is out NOW on iTunes @ http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/schwarzenator/id386950138
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hard copy; featuring the outrageous artwork by JP Von Hitchburg and dialogue no one can read @ www.schwarzenator.bigcartel.com !