Artist Summary

Artist Bio

That's just disgusting. You want our bio? WTF is wrong with you, collecting musician's piss and poop?? Do you want that poop pre or post White Castle?

Anyhow, for the rest of you non-weirdos, we are a band, we play music. Sometimes its angry music. Ok, its usually angry music, but not the type of angry where we just scream at you for 4 minutes and thirty seconds. It's more jaded I guess, or maybe its not jaded at all, but the reality of things. Or maybe its the reality of the origins of jade, whatevs.

Our music is digital, its live, its a mix of both. It's rock, its electronica, its industrial, its all inspired by Bette Midler. Ok, not Bette Midler, Celine Dion. Happy now?

Oh, and all you fakers out there, stop saying that you hear voices. The voices don't even like you, why would they even talk to you? They blocked you on facebook and everything. So shut up with the voices thing.

One last thing, Twillight sucks my hairy taint.

Oh, and one more last thing, listen to our music and like us more than getting donkey punched.