“The Canterbury Tales with a talking stick made of hemp, happy thoughts, and bong resin! Werner Herzog filming Cave of Forgotten Dreams in bat country! Something music something something Victorian something … with KNIVES! Abbott and Costello and a trombone meet the Werewolves of London! Etta James and Tom Waits beating the shit out of each other with fish sculptures carved from rusty tin cans! For two hours! David Bowie as Aladdin Sane as Nicola Tesla in a labyrinth! No, not that labyrinth! Pan‘s Labyrinth! With Guillermo del Toro staring at you the whole fucking time! ”