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old dave / Press

“I can't talk about this. I pretend I don't know him. He needs help.”

Nicole, (Old Dave's oldest daughter) - Spawn of the Bottom Feeder

“This is just embarrassing, someone please make him stop.”

Brianne, (Old dave's youngest daughter) - Seed of the Black Sheep

“Yada, yada, yada, show me the money.”

Tina, (Old Dave's wife) - The Cold Hard Truth

“Old Dave is a pathetic clown, bouncing wildly through some psychotic mid life crisis like a rubber ball thrown violently into a small room. But then he always was a strange boy.”

Old Dave"s Mom - a sad, sad spectacle

“Oh well, he hasn't killed anybody yet.”

Amy, (Old Dave's other daughter) - Daughter of Dysfunction