Life's delightful
Like a happy song
Though it's frightful
And not very long

What do you have hands for?
To put on Cartier.
What do you have feet for?
To show off Gautier.

That is your own business.
That's your own concern
Caring for your body
Workout all day long

When you find you cannot fit through
Doors of slick boutiques,
Life's a slut you will defeat
You'll force from nine to six

Gallops in circles, destroys all around it
Devilish charioteer.
Makes ugly faces, turns everyone horrid
Black Fitness, Fitness the killer.

People why this hurry
This insane allure?
This won't help you find it,
Death don't do couture

Gallops in circles, destroys all around it
Devilish charioteer.
Makes ugly faces, turns everyone horrid
Black Fitness, Fitness the killer.

Fitness!
Fitness!
Fitness!
Fitness uber alles!!!!