Hey ho, let's go
hey ho, let's go
hey ho, let's go
hey ho, let's go

It’s nasty in the bathroom,
it’s rancid in the front room,
It’s cacky in the Kitchen,
She’s blown off.

She’s done one out in Tesco’s,,
She’s passed a few “al frescos”,
and she’s ruined all her best clothes,
She’s blown off.

Hey ho, let's go, open up a window
What she’s done, I don’t know
But she’s all puffed up and ready to blow.

She’s done it in the kitchen,
I can hear her sniffing,
Now she’s offering me Tiffin
But she’s blown off.

She does it when she’s walking,
and to punctuate her talking,
and it sounds like Stephen Hawking,
She’s blown off.

Hey ho, let's go, open up a window
What she’s done, I don’t know
But she’s all puffed up and ready to blow.

It’s nasty in the bathroom,
it’s rancid in the front room,
It’s cacky in the Kitchen,
She’s blown off.

She’s done one out in Tesco’s,,
She’s passed a few “al frescos”,
and she’s ruined all her best clothes,
She’s blown off.

Hey ho, let's go
hey ho, let's go
Hey ho, let's go
hey ho, let's go