Monster Cock
Glory Hole, IL Metal / Metal, Spa, Karaoke for the castrado
About
Members: Sparkles- drums/vocals, Hercules Holiday- guitar/vocals, Bitch Splitter- lead bass and autoharp, Bogart Weaver- rhythm bass and riding crop
Sounds Like: Herpes Scabs, the blind masterbators, Genghis and the Khan Artists, Silly Putty for Serious People, What Would Judas Do
Bio:
A hoard of five zombie slaying sonic conducting reconnaissance posse.
We originate from Machu Picchu, Italy but have sworn allegiance to protect all of humanity, endorse public nudity and make sure Sally will never be forgotten.
Recent Blogs
May 28, 2013
Apparantly AARP is having issues with our tribute song to granny porn, BFG other... [more]
Nov 8, 2012
Bitch Splitter is the newest member of Monster Cock. He plays lead bass and auto... [more]
Shows
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2012
Aug 23
Buddhist Nudist Colony barThu Aug 23, 2012 8:00pm
Tootungs-Likbut, MN
Details
My Uncle Clovis owns a textile mill near Tootungs-Likbut, Mongolia. He has convinced their mayor and the head of their university to fly us over there as ambassadors of good will and to represent the United States as specialist in the new field in psychology called inflective sonic entrapment. And we get to play a show later that night at the Buddhist Nudist Colony bar with their two favorite local bands Genghis and the Khan Artists and The Yak Attak.
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Stats
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Song Plays
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Video Plays
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Total Fans
380
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ReverbNation Fans
44
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Facebook Likes
321
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Twitter Followers
9
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MySpace Friends
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Widget Impressions
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Comments
New item that we will be selling on tour. For only $20 you can purchase your very own autographed made by the band fee fee bag. For $100 you can get a pre-show back stage ...
It's looking like Meat Curtains of Death will be our opening act on the first leg of the tour. Bat Flaps in a Sea of Blood is their killer CD.
This is going to be the year of the cock. Our 2,013 stage lights in 2013 tour is being planned. The stage is built, the lights are up and the sound is perfected. We are stock...
We are taking up temporary residency in Herbert P. Vert's hometown of Glory Hole, Illinois. It seems Italy has taken offense to us giving communion to the audience after ...
Does anyone know a good way to remove a hard boiled egg from someone's ass without it breaking? We have $100 riding on a bet against the cleaning staff at the hotel that it...
New show at Buddhist Nudist Colony bar. A show in fucking Tootungs-Likbut, Mongolia with Genghis and the Khan Artists and The Yak Attak. My Uncle Clovis owns a textile m...