Now, Sharon, it's your birthday, you’re turning 40 so I’m told
I know how much you wound up Jason when he turned 40 years old
And he vowed that he would get revenge, You said Bring it on
And that's why this Wandering Minstrel's come along
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So happy birthday sharon, you're turning 40, there's no doubt
And as you're always saying this is what it's all about.

You work at Norfolk Park Medical Centre, to stop people smoking so I see
and you're a medical secretary and you really love your job
and you love make over and movies with rhianna,
and champagne more than occasionally
perfume from harrods obviously and Dale calls you a ghetto snob
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You have to have 3 holidays a year, you'll jet off at any time you can
Take your son and daughter and your man, to Lanzarotti in 4 days time.
And you come home with bruises all over your body
from riding luggage trolleys that sounds fine.
If you should have a dance off with a gay guy in a gay bar
you'll win everytime
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This birthday song is nearly over, hope you have the happiest Birthday
still some things Jason would like to say About how wonderful you are.
But there's still one thing that I can't be forgetting
before i leave this place with my guitar
The most important thing I have to tell you is will you clean your car