Mike lives in a quaint, dimly lit underground 1 bedroom apartment, or what some might call an abandoned nuclear fallout bunker. He shares his home with a charming russian prostitute named Ivonka Dostoevsky (She claims relation to Fyodor but I just don't see it). Mike immensely enjoys pilates and romantic comedies. Ronald Reagan has always held a special place in Mike's heart, in particular his film performances, Mike is not familiar with his political contributions. Mike's biggest influences ...