Instructional World
© 2008 Mary Guthrie

We interrupt this program for these important messages:
Product does not really fly
Driver does not carry cash
And some / restrictions / apply.

This is a limited time offer
One size fits all
Prices higher in Alaska
This is a long-distance call

This is your last issue! To leave a message press one
Your password has expired You may have already won

Pull up, then down
Push in, then twist!
Action figures sold separately
Use at your own risk

Sanitized for your protection
Shake well, open with care
See enclosed di-rec-tions
Apply only to hair

No shirt no shoes no service!
Avoid contact with skin!
This drug may make you n-n-nervous
Need not be present to win

For recreational use only
Allow three weeks for delivery
Your results may vary
Limit one / per family / pleeeeeeaase….

Wireless network detected
Must be 18 to use
Apply to area affected
Replace! With the same size – fuse!

Do not tip the attendant
Dogs must be on a leash
Ring bell for service
May prevent heart disease well

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Do not try this at home
May be too intense for some viewers,
Do not pass go

We’re not responsible for your belongings
Please, keep of the grass
Do not disturb
Do not pass go-o,
Do not pass
Do not pass
Do not pass
Do not pass!

Batteries not included!
Colors! In time may fade!
May be too intense for some viewers,
Check box if paid
Check box if paid
Check box if paid.

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