“WANTED! (alias) "The Crumpton Booger" a.k.a "The Belt Road Booger" a.k.a. "Albino Sasquatch" a.k.a. "The Cliftondale Swamp Donkey" a.k.a. "Wonderdawg" a.k.a. "Matthew L. Lewis" Fugitive is said to have long, frizzy or vibrating hair, red eyes, glow in the dark and emit loud shrieks or screams at night. Last seen playing, "Sweet Home Alabama."”
"Matthew Lewis Music totally blows chunx. This atrocious display of blatant poison to the ears is the worse excuse for anything resembling "music" since Captain Beefheart & the Tragic Band. I hope he gets A.I.D.S. in his ear testicles."