Imagine a city park, it's a bright sunny day
And a child on a slide it's a bright sunny day
He took the quick way down and hit his head
His father skipped the band aid and he called his lawyer instead

A former Olympic athlete, had lost her childhood
Her parents had made sure that she lost her childhood
But there's a way to get those years back she been told
Her lawyer is now her coach and they are going for the gold

In the morning when you read the paper
Don't you be surprised
As the laws twist and turn before your eyes laws they twist before your eyes, laws they turn before your very eyes.

So don't go to play lotto just pick up the phone
If you want to dig the dirt, just pick up that telephone
And your legal eagle will take care of all your woes
Justice has a blindfold but she needs one for her nose.

In the morning when you read the paper
Don't you be surprised
As the laws twist and turn before your eyes laws they twist before your eyes, laws they turn before your very eyes.