I believe he said what he meant
When he tells you he needs you
And calls you "the best"

One too many times I've watched you
Loan him a fifty
When he's broke as a joke
Talking about how he's gifted

Don't tell me it don't weigh on your mind
He's playing poker online
While you work 9-5

And everything he can do
You can do backwards
Everything he can do you
You can do backwards
Everything he can do
You can do backwards
Backwards and in heels

I'm sure he's an admirable gent
If you happen to catch him
In the right moment

Too many times I've seen you
Spot him a fiver
When he's thirsting for beer
And he don't have a dime, dear

Don't tell me it's never crossed your mind
You're trying to break that glass ceiling
He's trying to catch a free ride

And everything he can do
You can do backwards
Everything he can do you
You can do backwards
Everything he can do
You can do backwards
Backwards and in heels