Machete Western

Rank #92 US Austin, TX Americana / Garage Surf / Sex Cowboy

50% of sales go to the charity Sweet Relief.

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Sounds Like: The Cramps, Link Wray, George Jones - The Possum, Waylon Jennings, Dead Kennedys

Label: Funky Town Records

Manager: Ross Mackey and Slick Johnson

Bio: A dynamic quadrabang of thunder and twang, Machete Western has been simultaneously offending and arousing the peoples of Texas since its conception. They are known for manipulating innocent on-listeners into violent convulsions of ethnic dances and tribal shouting. Although they are rumored to be... See Full Bio

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Twitter_icon_for_status: Machete Western has a show on 02/12/2014 at 09:00 PM @ Hotel Vegas in Austin, TX http://t.co/SFppsV5nk9 #concert


"Machete Western stole my horse and lit my wife on fire"
—  Rusty Cadena, The goodspeed
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    You have a fantastic sound. I'm a producer in town. I work out of www.stinsonstudios.com. We have some of the best equipment in the industry, and as a former performing ...
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Q: M.W. how do you fuck so good?
A: Slick Johnsons 6 easy steps to fucking so good: step one: crouch. step two: get weird. step three: lunge. (repeat steps one - three until you're ripe and hot like a fresh thief.) step four: find something to slip your oblong goblin parts into. step four: passion. step five: ass play. step six: release.

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