"According to Entertainment Weekly, Denzel Washington and Brad Pitt had just started production on their latest film, STRONGMILK:THE MOVIE, when Pitt's lack of rhythm became a problem."
TV Guide Channel
Colorado Rasta Coalition
“So, you think my music is funny? Go check out the King of Comedy at www.schlickcomedy.com! Word.”
Quad Cities Gritty Committee
"I actually used to be one of Milk's roommates. He kicked me out though because I had an eating problem, I kept eating all of his food."
"If you need beats, holla at me! Well don't holla at me, just shoot me an email. I don't really like it when people holla at me, it's rude."
"Oh shit! Now I know where I know this guy from. He slept with my girlfriend while I was locked up for identity theft! The album's tight though dawg, do you guys take credit cards?"
"Every once in a while, a record comes along that changes your life in a most profound way. Unfortunately, this isn't one of them."
"If this man is so talented, how come I've never heard of him before?"
Founder Richmond School for the Deaf
"The only thing I love more than this CD is kitties."
Trailer Park Boys
"Man, I used to carry equipment for him and Strong back in the day until they got drunk one night and duct taped me to a tree. Those guys were awesome!"
"Hi Kenny, this is Julia. Uh, I don't know why you gave me a fake number the other night but I really don't appreciate it at all. So do me a favor and please don't EVER call me again, EVER, unless of course you want to. Ttyl sweetie, I miss you."
"Yea I remember this muhfu#ka, I lost my shoes to this cat in a battle about fifteen years ago. Fu#kin white boys, dem muhfu#kaz need to stick to playing ice hockey."
"I'm not sure, but I'm fairly positive that this is the guy who robbed me two weeks ago. I remember the smoky shirt and the headphones. Yep, the guy who robbed me was wearing those same headphones! I can't believe this, Barbara honey come here!"
Random Web Surfer
"It's the first time a CD has made me think since, well...um, since...ummm, well I can't think of it right now, but it does make me think."
Trailer Park Boys
"Enjoy Real Hip Hop Again!"
"This CD has everything! You laugh, you cry, you get angry, you dance...and that's just the intro!"
"Hurry up, buy this album and leave!"
Gas Land Clerk
"Blue Smoke is sure to be fire!"
Real Hip Hop News
"If you see Milk, tell him he still owes me five dollars. I ain't playin' either, I want my five dollars."
Pizza Hut Driver