I was so depressed
I killed myself
I cut my wrists
I went to hell
satan made a deal
made a deal with me
said he'd spare my soul
if I'd fulfill his needs
I was totally shocked
and I couldn't believe
all he said he wanted
was a bag of weed

I said ...I'll hook you up, I know what's up
I'll call my guy, then we'll get high
you goat legged fucker
where'd you get those horns

now satan thought
I was funny as shit
he said you're free to go
but don't leave yet
I'm gonna call up some hos
gonna have a freak fest
I said I don't get freaky
around a dude with goat legs

he said ...I'll hook you up, I know what's up
I'll call my guy, then we'll get high
I said ...you goat legged fucker
where'd you get those horns
on a goat fucker's farm
you must have been born

so I hung for a while
and we partied real hard
that's the last time I party
with the dark underlord
now satan got drunk
fucked around and passed out
so I took me a picture
with my dick in his mouth

I said ...I'll hook you up, I know what's up
I'll call my guy, then we'll get high
you goat legged fucker
where'd you get those horns