reality shows are stupid
outdoors ones are so gay
I don't see the excitement
they've got paramedics all the way
survival pros on game shows
for no reason climbing rocks
you're such pussies, I like to see
you fakers wrestle crocs
its my choice and its my voice
and I really must say
I'm killing every fucking stingray
I don't care if they're endangered
I'm doing it for steve
I'm killing every stingray I see

he'd catch snakes and teach us stuff
it was really neat to see
aggravate the shit out of animals
and we were glued to our seats
all right now there's a crocodile she's right there and she's a bute
he showed us stuff we'd never seen and got bit a few times to boot

his crocodiles enormous
his wife outdoorsy gorgeous
he turned varmits into quality TV
if I could find a wishing well
I'd bring steve back alive and well
even though all of the animals would hate me