“All she had to say was, "Bwaahaha"”
Gardena Couch Sunbathers Gazette
Stop writing songs about me ... I'm gonna call the cops ... I'll put a restraining order on your arse ... for phuck's sake ... you can't go thinking about me everyday for the rest of your life, can you ???”
“F*ck the world ... J.A.H. is f*cking RAD ... J.A.H. is playing for my B-Day at the VFW or the Lopez Lounge ... J.A.H. deserves everything and anything that JAH provides ... I want J.A.H. to be Taquito's godfather ... Keep smiling ... CLASS FIVE ... You only have one life to live ... live it, J.A.H....”
“One more, one more, one more ... f@*king fagg*t ... Are you a rockstar? Are you at least bigger than this? ... I puked on my fingers, want to smell them ???”
Words of Wisdom by M.K.
Resin Music / Surf Roots Radio / Reggae Nation
“Mike, took the J.A.H. sticker off the van, man.
Every day we'd look out the window to go to another rad Originalites show and see that J.A.H. sticker, thinking ...
Who the f@#$ is J.A.H. ???
Just Another Habit !!!”
“Do you play in a band ???
I need a drummer want to play for J.A.H.?
Uuuhhh, (thinking long and deep) ...”
LAW - Jakob's Band
“How's your band coming along, what's it called again, __J._A._H.__ ??? We should start a ukulele cover band, punk rock ukes ... Uke Can Lei Me ... I can play the Fid'l Stick. Smack the bongo drums like I used to do in Product ... rip it up Ras Tafari stylee, bhoomp, bhoomp”
“Are you guys gonna ever play The V?
Get out there before you get old like
Do you want to hit this or what, cause I have the coolest wife inside waiting to buy me a beer?”
One Handed Readers
"Don't you guys play anything other than reggae?"
"You quit the band, Bubba ... and you never come over to jam anymore, dick"
I Love C.S. Tattoos
"Dude, you need to learn how to sing from your balls, not your vag ..."
"Who the f*ck is J.A.H.?
They put a sticker on our f*cking van.
(J.A.H.'s sitting co-pilot)
Man, that's not cool ..."