Fell in love with a girl
Fundamentally wrong
I like schlongs not vagine
What the hell’s going on?

I don’t get my lust for filly;
Breasts are good but where’s the willy?

For as long as I’ve lived
Been a hetero-phobe
Now I’m dazed and confused
Epileptic in strobe

Spent my life pursuing back doors,
Suddenly I’m hot for the top drawers

Finally understand
Filled with relief and joy
Fell in love with that girl
‘Cos she looks like a boy