REAL LIVE GIRL
© Words & Music by Jane Bolduc (ASCAP)

Don’t want collagen, won’t inject no restalyne
All that stuff leaves me looking like a mannequin
Don’t want silicone - thank you, but I’ll keep my own
Any size is feminine
Don’t have the heart to be a surgeon’s work-of-art
I am comfortable in my own skin

I’M THE GENUINE ARTICLE
ALL MY PARTS, THEY ARE ORIGINAL
I CHOOSE TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL
I’M HERE TO REVEAL THE APPEAL
OF A REAL LIVE GIRL!

Won’t make apologies for my idiosyncrasies
Like it or not, they’re my defining qualities
Won’t deny my defects, without ‘em I’d be suspect
A one-of-a-kind guarantee
I’m usually inclined to step up and speak my mind
I pride myself on honesty

I’M THE GENUINE ARTICLE
ALL MY PARTS, THEY ARE ORIGINAL
I CHOOSE TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL
I’M HERE TO REVEAL THE APPEAL
OF A REAL LIVE GIRL!

You’re the guy who’s tried everything,
had some fun, you’ve had your flings
A man who’s had enough
of the gold-diggers and ding-a-lings
Done with the dating scene,
bimbos and the drama queens,
the girls who only want the “bling”.
Here’s some inspiration to ditch the imitations:
Put your money on the real thing

I’M THE GENUINE ARTICLE
ALL MY PARTS, THEY ARE ORIGINAL
I CHOOSE TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL
I’M HERE TO REVEAL THE APPEAL
OF A REAL LIVE GIRL!