At first I thought it so enlightening
Now I think it rather frightening
I never thought I might have to throw this race
One I got is rather choosy
The second one's a real floozie
Three's got the body and four’s got the face

Four days Four nights
Four women to hold me tight
I've got a one-way ticket to paradise
But the ticket is stamped for two
Now what am I gonna do?

I thought myself a normal man
So how did I get in this jam
I guess I went and spread myself a bit too thin
The picking process starts to stump me
To stay alive I'm gonna have to dump three
I shudder at the mess I've gone and got me in

Four days Four nights
Four women to hold me tight
I've got a one-way ticket to paradise
But the ticket is stamped for two
Now what am I gonna do?

And I know that my situation seems sad
But I wonder if it's really all that bad
I know I may get killed but what a way to go
So I'm living in the eye of a hurricane
I function with a brain that is barely sane
But I get way more nookie than the average Joe

Four days Four nights
Four women to hold me tight
I've got a one-way ticket to paradise
But the ticket is stamped for two
Now what am I gonna do?