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It's A Fucking Rhino

It's A Fucking Rhino

Rock Gauteng, GP, ZA  ZA
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  • Inner Planets (Artist)
    Inner Planets
    Stopping by to show some love!
  • It's A Fucking Rhino (Artist)
    It's A Fucking Rhino
    https://itunes.apple.com/za/album/its-a-f*****g-rhino/id778658784 The Rhino's debut album on iTunes
  • Modest Roots (Artist)
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  • Delaney Simpson (Artist)
    Delaney Simpson
    You utterly, fantastically and completely Rock. I played all and by the time "Meatcake" was on I was seeing purple fairy lights...it Works! And I love it :-)
  • Chainfall (Artist)
    Dropping by to show our support. Much respect! Thanks for being a fan!


  • 2012

    Nov 16

    Randparkridge, ZA | 8:00pm

    albinobeach will be playing its last show of the year. Its a DIY sort of deal, we will be supplying the sound and the visuals, that way we ensure that everything is done to the highest quality. We have been working furiously to extend our set with more new material and are very excited to share our new sounds with all of you. We will be joined by some special guests at the event. *** ITS A FUCKING RHINO*** have been added to the bill Lukasz Pater will be involved as usual and the excellent Greg Bester will be engineering the show. Nenad will be dj-ing some of the newest and rarest collections of afro-psyc funk, krout rock, post rock and experimental music, his collection is vast and one of a kind. Due to the venue crisis in JHB we are having to play more shows at unknown venues. Thats a good thing in a lot of ways, it means we dont have to settle for substandard, old facilities, we can supply our own equipment and personalise the show a little bit more. Merchandise is going to be on sale, we have Fitees t-shirts going for R 120 each, we have ladies and gents tees of all sizes. The GPS coordinates are on the flyer, entrance is R 40 Doors open at 8 pm. We hope to see you there.



Sounds Like: an alien invasion, 4 guys playing stuff, Lots of beer, Rhino Stampede, Biltong

Bio: 'It's a Fucking Rhino' was formed as a meditation exercise to increase cranial blood pressure spasms in the neocortex. After a decidedly long examination of the process and desperate achings of jaw stress, a new method to explain the phenomena of purple fairy lights was formed. When asked about t...See Full Bio

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Q: Are you sure it's not a hippo with a piercing?

A: Good question, it might be a hippo with a piercing or a squirrel on a high carb diet but if you look at it with 3d glasses you can clearly see the monkey on its back.

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