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It's a Mennonite Ho-down in Intercourse, Pa. There'll be apple dumplings, pork by the pound, and games like slap the snapper and hide the salami. Dress code strictly enforced, so don't forget your bonnets, wide-brims and suspenders. a ton of really bad bands and lot's of ironic facial hair.Bring your Ma and Pa, underwear optional.
annual Scar B Q celebrating the historic knife fight between Cletus Bucket and Buford Fishneck. They both died for their honor.
Sweet little Rosa Valdez becomes a woman on this day, and Isolated Cockpit will be supplying the music, as well as sex advise.
Grand Opening of the newest Dollar Stretcher discount store.where everything is $1. ISOLATED COCKPIT will be headlining this star studded event. Free jambalaya and gator sausage for all.
Sounds Like: mandible chatter, anal solvent, CHROME, baphomet, locusts eating rats
Label: Colonic Nosegay records and Fine Linens
Manager: Colonel Porkstrap
Bio: Soundtrack to a surround-sound escapade for the deaf and dumb, Isolated Cockpit is a collaboration of frustrated delivery boys sold into slavery by the world-weary Imam Colonel Porkstrap, director extraordinaire of the Siamese Institute for Anal Posturing and reconstructive Hand Puppetry. Music f...See Full Bio
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" I caught them at the Member's Only cabaret in Cherry Hill New Jersey two weeks ago, they played one song and then Boudreaux Boudreaux Dali broke a wine bottle over the barback's head. To make matters worse, their manager, Colonel Porkstrap, took a dump on the bar and then picked it up and threw it at my girlfriend! And she was wearing a new blouse from The Gap!!! Mahatma Hades made the manager pay them $500 dollars at knifepoint, they then took 3 bottles of their best scotch, breaking one of them across the bouncer's Vespa and drove off in the club owner's new Prius. The police found the car the next day in a vacant lot. It was totaled, whats more, it was covered in feces and blood. Stay away from them, and if you see them, run away! You can't miss them, they are all like 7 feet tall, And the guitar player Duncan Yo Yo Ma only has one ear!
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