“I think ill will tha one who was climbing in my window tryna rape my sista!!! So hide ya sistas hide your weed hide your money cause ill will rapin and stealing everything out here!!!! Run an tell that home boy!!!”
The Run 'N Tell Dat Weekly
“He didnt take my chain. He didnt take my watch. I still got my money. But yeah he did make off wit my bud, my lab top and my bitch!!! Fuck dat cracka!!!!”
“I asked him to join my show, and try to right his life. But he didnt like me. He kept trying to make me mad. Taunting me. Its like he doesnt care, about himself or anyone else. Will needs help and i can't help him.”
“I seen iLL gettin stomped down by 6 or 7 people all of a sudden at a party in wildwood. So I got up and said "why are you jumpin my boy?" and all of a sudden thier jumpin me! Then iLL gets up and gets them off me and fights them all the way out the house! It was incredible!”
“He told TMZ i druged some puddin' pops and gave them to rudy and had my way with her! I still have no idea how he knew... that mick prick!”
iLL Cosby Weekly
“I hate that guy! He got a facebook page and that reverbnation crap and he dont even go on his MYSPACE!!!! He evn made me a facebook page, i'll kill that scum!”
MySPACE IZ SHIT.com
"He keeps leaving me emails on how to lead the world."
"He stood riding shotgun when they jacked my weed!!!"
"He shot me in the fuckin' face with a bb gun while i was taking a shit!"
"...he didnt steal my fuckin' chain!!"
"This little kid walked up to me and told me "You are deranged and heartless, u should do good and hunt those who are the same. Then Then maybe you will stand a chance." This was before i was arrested."
"I want to drink wine with him. I want to sing a song with him. I want to sing a song for him. Unfortuntly he punched me in the face and mocked me. The look in his eyes changed my life."
"He told.. me he, would do my show, "Shatners Raw Nerve". He never arrived. but he did send me a bottle of Jack and a pack of condome with a note that read "go fuck yourself!". What a classy gentlemen.".
"i even told him i had a script writtin for a movie called "Lets Mick Whoopie", not sure how he felt but he did look disgusted... now as i think back he might thought i ment i'll give him a script of pain pills if he slept with me.."
"Injuries... iLL WiLL THE MiCK is out for the year... he's out of his mind right now.. he stole my sons oxy's.. times yours"
"...oh my god, that guy is crazy, he followed me home today..."
Epic Hot Bitch.com
"Fuck that irish prick bastard..."
Racist Old Man.com
"He told me "Conan, after you leave only really old people will watch the tonight show" He was right, only old folk homes watch jay leno! Hahahaha!"
"The Mick told me to eat a cheeseburger... with my p#$$y.."
Skinny Rich Bitch.com
"well im its time he is yeah i can but this is.. what?"
EAT BAT HEADZ.com
"This guy the mick was the guy that told me to try wine-in-a-can,he's incredible!"
"He's the bloody bastard that pointed out there was a hooker in the street!"
Huge Ass Douch.com
"he's cool, but he keeps on tellin me to do a live action goat movie... i said as soon as u make a live action stage performance!"
"What does the mick and my gardener have in common? They both bag my grass..."
“That white boy can rap! No literally that nigga worked at subway, he can wrap a hoagie up quick!!!"”
"When i read the name of his songs i instantly thought of a bunch of new movie titles for my straight to DVD collection!"
The Morning Seagal
"He ill fo sho, fo sho he ill."
"He's sooo cute... my kind of man.."
"When i heard his music it spoke to me... then i thought to myself, scientology must continue its work to stop people like this!"
Looney Tunez Newz
“the Mick told me "Money over bitches real rap over money" i'll never forget that!”
The New York Times
"i DO THiS FOR NEW JERSEY, i WANT NJ TO BLOW THE FUCK UP AND i ANT TALKiNG ABOUT NO FUCKiN' JERSEY SHORE BULLSHiT!!"
"If u look down on the mick u see a fool, if u look up at the mick u see a god, but if u look straight at the mick u will see yourself!"
The Family Timez
"Who the fuck is ill will the mick? IDK!"
"He's not a role model, he is a problem!"
The Rolling Stoned
"I'm THE SHIT!!!!"
The Dead Rabbit Newz
"His mind is a fertle cresent, he could produce anything!"
— The Wolf Den
"U CANT IMAGINE THE MAGNITUDE OF WHITCH iLL DESCRIBEs HIMSELF"