Heading down to lunch at the Taco Bell
With her unemployed boyfriend his name is Mel
His pick-up truck has a marijuana smell
And he used to be a wielder fore’ he went to hell
Got herself a skin tight mini-dress
Got it down at Ross’s dress for less
She’s all dolled up and she’s looking her best
And she sings Karaoke it’s a fuckin’ mess
State fair hair with a’ long black roots
Big ghetto booty and a cheap tracksuit
Maybelline make-up on her open cold sore
She’s a coupon clipping
Trailer trash whore
Three rotten kids from three different dads
One black, one white, one Mexican
She likes Bon Jovi thinks’ he’s really rad
Has to go to Walla Walla just to visit her dad
Got a bitchin’ IROC it’s a 82’
Fringed halter-top and a Harley tattoo
She’s going to the tavern gonna swallow a few
Cause she’s lookin’ for a daddy with a big pool cue
State fair hair with a’ long black roots
Big ghetto booty and a cheap tracksuit
Maybelline make-up on her open cold sore
She’s a coupon clipping
Trailer trash whore
(Awww play it boys)
Was the prom queen of the trailer court
Trading sex with neighbor for some crank to snort
She got knock knocked up and had to abort
Cause she gave Mel a case of venereal warts
Well, Mel he got pissed and he kicked her ass
Momma called the cops and they found is grass
Put him up in county on a work release pass
Now they only see each other through reinforced glass
State fair hair with a’ long black roots
Big ghetto booty in a cheap tracksuit
Maybelline make-up on her open cold sore
She’s a coupon clipping
Hair on upper lip and
Cottage cheese hips and
Middle finger flippin’
Open sore drippin’
She’s a trailer trash whore