HIM: I never said "I do"
HER: You never said you wouldn't
So tell me now true
HIM: Oh, maybe we shouldn't.
HER: Why can't you do right?
HIM: Well it's not that I couldn't
But things are quite tight

HER: Does that mean that we shouldn't?
HER: Oh, now put it away
HIM: But you said that we would
I've been waiting all day
HER: I don't think that we should

For richer, for poorer
For better, for worse
I'll love you forever
I'll love you forever
If I don't kill you first

HIM: You're such a bloody tease
HER: Well maybe you could
Go and do as you please
HIM: You'd think that I would
HER: Get out of my house
HIM: Don't think that I won't
And I'll never come back

HER: Well see that you don't
HIM: Here's one last chance
HER: That I won't be needing
I'm done with your dance
HIM: Oh don't worry; I'm leaving!

For richer, for poorer
For better, for worse
I'll love you forever
If I don't kill you first

F: Now I've found someone new
Someone to treat me right
Much better than you
M: Well don't think that I care
I've found someone too
Get out of my sight
F&M: You and me are through.

M: How about one last kiss
just for old time's sake
F: Now you're taking the past,
When I've a new life to make
M: You get what your given
F: But all you do is take

For richer, for poorer
For better, for worse
I'll love you forever
If I don't kill you first

From scheming, to screaming
From head to the heart
The dying comes easy when
It's 'til death do us part