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Holy Punch / Press

“This album redefines how theology and contemporary music can come together for some adult baptism partay…”

Conrad Grebel - Zurich Double Dippers

“I give this album “Five Stars.” Holy Punch changes all of music permanently forever and makes it a whole new thing. Yes, the nature of music itself is changed. If I new about Holy Punch, maybe I wouldn't have been so cwazy ;p...”

Gerhard Kittel - The Anti-Semite Denial Daily

“Where was this album when I was alive? Man this would have been so tight when I was calling for repentance.”

Charles G. Finney - Fire and Brimstone Journal

“Holy Punch is what today’s Christian youth needs.”

Cyprian of Carthage - Old School Heretics Times

“Sickest Christian Rap album I've heard but y'all be hating on me so much, I'll just let my enemies speak for me, as usual..just coz I got weird ideas about God..”

Basilides of Alexandria - Lil' Bit Above Flinstones Era Magazine