Well I'm waiting to go the studio in downtown LA
Well I'm waiting to jam with the band in downtown LA
But i rather be successful as a rock and roll star in the East Bay

I'm just standing here thinking how fucking cool I am
I'm just standing here thinking how awesome I am
I could give a fuck less about the evil record label man

When the A&R label man comes into the sucka free town
When the A&R man comes to 415 sucka free town
Well they don't give fuck about me, and promote post-hardcore cash cows

Yeah I'm really awesome, give me the sharp applause
Yeah I fucking am legit, just give me a sharp applause
If you don't, you're just another conformist dumb ass fuck

Here's my band's website, thank you drive on through
Listen to my Taiwanese punk rock songs and me singing the blues
If you love us, that's totally cool with me and you