“Just outside of Venus the Monkey Tooth kicked in…cool and electric. Body in tremors, arms outstretched in a full on Vulture Pose I soared toward Uranus on a crash coarse for Rock and Roll Chaos. Approaching the Thunderbird Nest I could hear ripping flesh from bone, soul from body, mind from cerebellum…yes my dear ear damaged, libido cheesed cohorts of the anaphylactic underworld…Heavy Rescue! The thunder clapped, the sky split open as Nielzine ripped into a hell fierce rendition of Snake Lung,with his crystallized dragon lair mind. A thousand devil eyed goats must have been sacrificed to conjure such a apocalyptic occasion. After five hours of ear heroin my mind had been thoroughly sautéed in the juices of pure Metal marinade so I threw up my peacock feathers and swarmied backstage for the after party…Six days later I woke up in a bathtub full of ice, blood and hair…a scar on my belly that previously wasn't there. Completely worth the dialysis!
The New England Weekender