Call me Rom, Spaceknight
For I am he!
I rock the house,
Just like Kenny G!
Bitchslap my girl,
By name of Brandy!
Frying Dire Wraiths,
It's no wonder that I'm the one they call...

Rom, Spaceknight!

Call me Rom, Spaceknight,
The King of Rock!
Classic, like Vlasic,
And no I don't stop
Cleansing the Earth
Of what should not be!
Plastic, so spastic, a chromium cop, I'm the...

Rom, Spaceknight!

Call me Rom, Spaceknight,
The secret sauce!
Pop and locking,
The robotic boss!
You can't escape
My subsonic red eye
Jetpacking through a mysterious sky, I'm the...

Rom, Spaceknight!