Q: Is Greg simply gay now? We were close friends for three years, liked the girls, but he was bi. He ended two of his relationships with women in dramatic fashion. He's a good guy though. Just curious.=)
A: To Whom it May Concern,
Greg is asexual, like a starfish or a parasite, and was never "gay", "straight", or "bi." As for "dramatic endings", these are the occasional simple and natural results of chaos, and as one Robert Zimmermann put it, "I accept chaos. I'm not sure whether chaos accepts me." Thank you for your interest in the tunes, and please stay tuned for more and remember to keep on rockin.