Bumper Car

She’s a little bitch but I love her so
I thought it was a kiss but now I know
Just a little tease to lead me on
I begged her please but now she’s gone

Every morning I just fall apart
I dream away about a bumper car
I turn the key but it just don’t start
The pretty little car has a broken heart

Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car
Shell drive you crazy with her broken heart
When you really need her shell refuse to start
Cause she’s a little thumping bumper car

Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car
Shell hump you softly then tear you apart
Don’t be fooled she’s not a go-cart
Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car

Yes the girl peels out on the top of my head
Oh yea she burned up rubber all over my bed
She pulls away when I check under the hood
But she blew my tires like I knew she would

She didn’t drive in so you could drive-thru
Her tires don’t spin so you can find truth
She’s playing you hard and she’s playing to win
And you’ll never know just where she’s been

Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car
Shell drive you crazy with her pumping heart
When you really need her shell refuse to start
Cause she’s a little thumping bumper car

Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car
Shell hump you softly then tear you apart
Don’t be fooled she’s not a go-cart
Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car

Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car
Driving you crazy with her pumping heart
When you really need her shell refuse to start
Cause she’s a little thumping bumper car

Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car
Shell hump you softly then tear you apart
Don’t be fooled she’s not a go-cart
Yea, she’s a little thumping bumper car

Written By David Gizzarelli