"Holy mackerel! What a show!"
“Floyd triggered the third largest evacuation in US history... struck The Bahamas at peak strength, causing heavy damage... was responsible for $4.5 billion in damage.”
“8 billion more pop bottles and Floyd will have paid his debt to society.”
“The best show I ever saw!”
“And now, ladies and gentlemen... I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive.... Ladies and gentlemen, look at King. umm I mean Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World.”
“Floyd King... just like any other man only more so.”
“I can't believe that Godzilla was the only surviving member of its species... But if we continue conducting nuclear tests... it's possible that another Godzilla might appear again using the name Floyd on a stage somewhere in the thumb of Michigan.”
“Floyd King & the Bushwackers is the toughest band south of the Picket Wire.”