Hi, I am Richard Phorskin. But you can call me Dick. I am a one eyed blind spelunker and quite often throw up in caves. I eat cave crickets and love to explore deep in to caves. my favorite caves are always well maintained and kept exceptionally clean with little shrubbery at the entrance.
looking for a purple velvet lady with a neck tie and mirrors on her boots. must smoke weed and nothing else. Monkey flips & spins are a plus