Dear Profile Viewer,

     Hi, we're The Family Jewels.  My brother and I are the band for Denny Diamond, pretty much the worlds greatest Neil Diamond Tribute artist, (you should check him out at www.reverbnation.com/dennydiamond).

    When you come check us out, be prepared to have some fun.  Since Denny Diamond is the front man, Spenser and I have a little too much fun on stage behind him.  Usually we can get him laughing in under 8 seconds, that's our unofficial count.  We tried to hire a sports official, but there was something said about "I'm not putting that in the budget!"  But that's a different story.

    Anywho, time for the shameless promoting, (Mom said I had to).  Become a fan, we like those.  Join the newsletter, if you have an annoying co-worker sign them up too. Check out the rest of the site, there's a lot of scary tabs up there!  And most importantly, come to a show!  We like the company! 

                                                                                                                                            The Family Jewels,

                                                                                                                                            Lucas and Spenser                                                   

P.S. Spenser says "Wi-Fi". ( V. |wīˈfī| A high five via Internet or Local Area Network)