Fake Flowers Real Dirt

Rank #1 US Baltimore, MD Funk / Breakbeat / Jazz / Soul


  • Dave Eynck Guitar
  • Ethan Montgomery Bass
  • Ernesto Ponce Saxophone
  • Eugene Chapman Saxophone
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Sounds Like: Jamiroquai, Snarky Puppy, Herbie Hancock, CeeLo Green, Gorillaz

Manager: Midnite Alliance

Bio: In the steamy basement of an otherwise unremarkable house in Baltimore, "Fake Flowers Real Dirt" forges their mix of genres from the funk/dope characteristic (e.g.  funk, hip-hop): driving skank reggae moves to frenetic breakbeat/jungle, joined together with a series of quick jazz changes.  Simpl... See Full Bio

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    FAKE FLOWERS REAL DIRT Released on Mar 30, 2013


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    Apr 18

    Annapolis, MD, US | 8:00pm

    Annapolis, MD, US
    Fri Apr 18 8:00pm


    BOSLEY: Baltimore’s native son and soul sensation, Bosley Brown, has been writing and performing since childhood; his career accelerated in 2012 following the release of his outstanding debut album Honey Pig which won him a devoted fan base and garnered him growing critical acclaim. Named #1 on Baltimore Magazine’s Hip List, Bosley and his fabulous band channel eclectic influences from 40′s Swing to 60′s R&B to 80′s Hip Hop and continue to turn out unique, original pop music and blazing, high energy live performances. FFRD: In the steamy basement of an otherwise unremarkable house in Baltimore, "Fake Flowers Real Dirt" forges their mix of genres from the funk/dope characteristic (e.g. funk, hip-hop): driving skank reggae moves to frenetic breakbeat/jungle, joined together with a series of quick jazz changes. Simple melodic lines and hooks give way to solos, with space. FFRD's efforts began when singer Billy D William marshaled the forces of an accomplished group of veterans from the DMV music scene. Their goal is nothing less than sonic nirvana - obtained through the melding of diverse musical traditions into a form greater than the sum of its parts. Atop the groundwork carefully, yet ruthlessly laid down by drummer Kevin Shuss and bassist / sound-man extraordinaire Ethan Montgomery, Billy D William sings skyward with gospel soul, singer Viki Nova adds delicious harmonies while increasing the band's class considerably, Dave Eynck invites listeners into his world with cerebral chord voicings and sound, turntablist GERM mashes and scratches (real) vinyl, Gene Chapman and Ernesto Ponce play searing and soaring sax lines - close your eyes and imagine Cannonball!!! - while Paul Haney and his trusty laptop go from buzzy synth, with attendant envelopes and filters, to your classic hammond B3. Brian Escavage provides percussion and extra drive to the deep rhythms - the icing on an already tasty cake! The group embraces the style nouveau while never forgetting the trivial inequality: 10 seasoned players, still on their way 'round the block > 1 laptop. FFRD transcends superlatives; their awesomeness is matched only by their modesty. From the basement in a house in Baltimore, MD to your ears, "The flyest and the most, as real as non-fiction." ERNESTO J. PONCE BAND: Ernesto began playing saxophone at the age of 11 when his father, a drummer, bought him a sax from his work associate. Since then, Ernesto has delved into many aspects of music including playing keys, producing, music engineering, & songwriting. Although self taught on the sax and behind the desk, he has formal training as well, being accepted in 2000 into the prestigious Music Engineering Technology Program at the University of Miami on a saxophone scholarship. Since then he has engineered and produced at commercial facilitiesin Austin and Dallas working with independent artists as well as major label acts such as Pharrell Williams, Grammy winner Gregg Curtis, N.E.R.D, Devin the Dude, and Chamillionaire to name a few. Emphasizing in pop/hip-hop mixing, and also familiar with beat production, Ernesto produced a few cuts in 2007 on a nationally distributed LP for southern hip-hop pioneer E.S.G. In 2009, after working with and befriending Jon Crosby at 5th Street Studios in Austin, he was asked to tour with Jon's band V.A.S.T throughout the US and Canada. On the "Me & You" tour, Ernesto showcased his diverse skill set playing keys, sax, & running D.A.W on a tour that included 38 performances in 41 days. After moving to Baltimore in '09, Ernesto has concentrated on his solo work and has sought out creative opportunities sitting in on open mics, studio sessions, & performances around the Baltimore area.

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    May 25

    Baltimore, MD, US | 12:00pm

    Baltimore, MD, US
    Sun May 25 12:00pm


    Sowebo (South West Baltimore) is a community-chosen name for a historic area in the South West of Baltimore City. Sowebo encompasses the neighborhoods of Union Square and Hollins Market, Baltimore. At one point, the area suffered from decades of urban decay but, in recent years, this community has seen increasing gentrification. On its main thoroughfares, West Lombard Street, Hollins Street, West Baltimore Street and South Carey Streets, spacious three-story row houses predominate. Most are pre- and post-Civil War Italianate in style, but there are many examples of Early Victorian Greek Revival and Late Victorian Romanesque Revival [1]. A majority of these homes have ten- to fourteen-foot ceilings, tall distinctive windows, wood floors, and plaster walls. Exteriors are brick and mortar facades with cornices and marble steps. On side streets and alley streets (which are common in Baltimore) a variety of two-story and two-story-with-attic rowhouses are found. An uncommon synergy prevails in Sowebo as residents, both longtime and newly arrived, work together through various committees and forums to enhance the area’s quality of life [2]. An annual arts festival, called the Sowebohemian Arts Festival, is held in the streets around Hollins Market on the Sunday afternoon of the Memorial Day weekend.

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    Jul 24

    Baltimore, MD, US | 9:00pm

    Baltimore, MD, US
    Thu Jul 24 9:00pm
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    Aug 9

    Nottingham, MD, US | 7:00pm

    Nottingham, MD, US
    Sat Aug 09 7:00pm


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  • Black Angel Down (Artist) Black Angel Down
    Awesome funk! Love it ! Keep doing it!
  • Fotis Papastavrou (Artist) Fotis Papastavrou
    Great Funk!"On the One" is awesome!Greetings from Greece!
  • New Pony (Artist) New Pony
    Thanks for the fan follow. Man, you guys are dope!
  • Leo (Artist) Leo
    Thank you for the fan follow, I really appreciate the support it means a lot. If you have time please check out the pages Facebook.com/theofficialboozey Twitter @official_b...
  • Phunkyman (Artist) Phunkyman
    Yup Yup Funkin on the ONE!!! keep up the downstroke! the world needs more PHUNK!!!
  • The Royal Noise (Artist) The Royal Noise
    What a band!!! Absolutely love your sound, hope to see you live soon!! Get to Philadelphia, you guys would take over up here!
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