Evil Robot Kevin is a graduate of the Cyborgian School of the Murder, the most prestigious academy in all of Jupiter's moons. Raised in the folk tradition of John Denver and Barry Manilow, he was created upon a divine bolt of lightning striking a vampire making out with a Lady News Anchor-Bot. The resulting fusion created a being unlike any other; possessing qualities combining the sensitivity and detail-orientation of woman with the bloodthirsty ennui of a creature of the night. Freakish and...