How's your back? / You know I didin't mean to be so hard on you / It was a love attack / in the first degree with forethought and intent / I'd like to thank you for colluding in my crime / and I'll be sure to find a softer place next time

How's your back? / You know you look pretty good with a six-inch racing stripe / up and down your spine / you said it "hurt so good" but the pleasure was all mine / You never really think somebody can get hurt / but when the love is hot, a rug can make it burn

Now I don't want to rock your boat or make waves in your ocean / and leave a scar for everyone to see / But if you need to justify the friction of the motion / you can show the whole world why / you should be with me

How's your back? / I hope I didn't make too much trouble for you / Did you get the sack? / Did he kick you out and tell you never to come back? / It's probably just as well / it would have happened anyway / and it's beside the point, but your brother thinks he's gay