Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't,
I'm damned if I will and damned if I won't,
You people judge me for this and for that,
Not knowing I can kill you with a baseball bat,

You cut off my nose just to spite my face,
I chewed off my mouth to be in your good grace,
So put me in a straitjacket, dope me up,
And give me a padded wall, cause I'm nuckin' futz,

Everything that cries doesn't stand a chance,
Everything that dies can never advance,
What you hold true you keep inside,
For me that means I'm going outta my mind,

Never been the type to hold my tongue,
Some of the things I've done have been stupid dumb,
I bit my lip til it got purple, numb,
Left all the chambers empty, except for one,

They tried to sew me up just to shut me up,
Knucked me, bucked me, then stuck me up,
Put screws in my head, but they left one loose,
I broke out before they could tie the noose,

Everything that cries doesn't stand a chance,
Everything that dies can never advance,
What you hold true you keep inside,
For me that means I'm going outta my mind,

Alpha dog, biting everything that moves,
I may look young, but what the hell does that prove?
Maybe you could make a case against Davey,
But gentlemen, ladies, I'm totally crazy,

Tried suicide, didn't work for me,
The only thing I know is controversy,
So give it some time and soon you will see,
That it'd be so empty without D,

Everything that cries doesn't stand a chance,
Everything that dies can never advance,
What you hold true you keep inside,
For me that means I'm going outta my mind