verse
(I was a) high-school girl with a crush on a boy, we went out dancing one night...
but me being me I had to start flirting with every other guy in sight...
holding on to one thing and reaching for another,
and to get back home I had to call my mother...

chorus
Woe is me,
call it personality,
Somebody Shoot Me Please,
put me outta my misery.

verse
(I got the keys from) Mama and I went for a drive, and the lights started flashing behind,
The man pulled me over, gonna write me up for speed, and I had to go and speak my mind..
I said a thing or two, guess he didn't like my grammer,
cause the next thing you know I'm sleepin' in the slammer

chorus
Woe is me,
Miss Congeniality.,
Somebody Shoot Me Please,
put me outta my misery.

bridge
It ain't like I miss my boat, or like my ship don't come in.
It's more like I gotta cut a hole in the bottom just to watch if I'll sink or swim.

(instrumental)

chorus
Woe is me,
I'm the Queen of A.D.D.,
Somebody Shoot Me Please,
put me outta my misery.

verse
(I ) called up mama, "come and bail me outta here", but the woman never stays at home
ever since my papa died shes been runnin kinda wild with a matador from Mexico.
One week it's Vegas, the next week Berlin,
I'm the one she calls 'bout the trouble she's in...

Woe is me,
Blame it on heredity,
Somebody Shoot Me Please,
put me outta my misery.

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