Welcome ladies and gentlemen. (Ladies with beards need not apply! Neither do gentlemen with foot spas!)

In a shocking break from the norm, Dave Campbell has purposed to stop referring to his biographical self in third person, effective immediately.

I write songs. I sing them. I record them. I go places and play them. I think about God most of the time. I need more bookings. I experience lower income than I would like. I read books. I husband her. I make words that are only nouns into verbs....