If I only had a brain
I would be dangerous
If I didn't have a heart
My heart couldn't make me blue
If I had the nerve
I could walk right out of here
If I could go home I
Wouldn't be so scared of you

If monkeys could fly
We could all fly away
If apples trees could talk
They could tell you just how they felt
If water wasted witches like
It did that wicked one
We could walk out in the rain
But likely you would melt

I've been walking down this road
Such a long time
Been searching for some castle
Made of emerald stone
To beg some wily wizard
Behind a curtain
Let yellow cobbled highway
Take me home

If I could ride some twister (C G)
Over the rainbow (C)
If I could just wish it and
Wishing make it true
If Kansas waited for me
With my uncle and aunty Em
Maybe if I could try it again
And this time drop that house on you

You're the wicked one
And your sister's gone
And you're cooking up
Your brew
All the munchkins came
To curse your name
And put the blame
On you

Tell me, Toto, does this
Look like Kansas
Or some kind of grizzly picture
Straight out of Bosch's hell
If these walking shoes I'm wearing
Were Ruby Slippers
So I could click my heels together
And ring some witches bell.

Words and Music by Dan Dover
Copyright 2011