Hello,im jay. Im just youre average normal guy who likes christian rock. You can skip ahead of this but if you wish to hear about my personality, you can. so ummmmmmmmmm,where to start. Ok well im 13(age)and a bit tall for my age. Yes, i go to a school, but for saftey reasons only, i wont tell you were i live and what school i go to. I have alot of good friends at school (especially 1 that i like lots) that treat me well. oh yea let me tell you a funny story i made up on myspace::::::::Friday, August 24, 2007 2 choises Category: Life Ok im sitten in a chair in my house thinken.......why the heck am i just sitten here........one part of my mind is tellen my oh just sit there and be bored,and another part of my mind is tellen me to learn some english because ive got this halarious joke in my head that messes up my half witted ability to think....in english. Well, i decide to go learn some english. I get out this 1945 grammer book,and the info in it is sooooo messed up.......it sayes that the plural of box is boxen and the plural of moose is moosen. The example is even more whacked. It says "i saw a flock of moosen today" i mean come on....this is junk. This stuff is TRASH, ITS NOTHEN,ITS OUTDATED JUNK,so......ill just throw the book away,simple as that. You can find better english on a soap box,rather than in that book. I think i should have burned it because it had SO much incorectness on it animals could sense its repulsive incorrect english and they would be scared of it. 2 days later,i find another book about english. It was made in 1922. It must have ben the worst info i have ever seen about english. It sais that the plural form of moose is meese. When you think about it it kinda reminds you of mice doesnt it. Whas this book written by a retard or somethen. I think i should have kept the last book. This is a bunch of lies basicly. Id rather have a matress fall on me than read these lies. thats what would have happened if i tried to learn english in an outdated library,which im not going to try to do. Ok im sitten on the chair and i deside to just sit there.Im thinken how long i will be sitten here before i find something good to occupy my time. Aha ive got it. Im donna make a dry ice bomb. 1st i have to get some dry ice. I illegally drive to wal*mart and buy some dry ice. Well i deside to go to a self checkout....(the line was empty). When i get there the register says "sorry, i drank too muck coco milk. What is coco milk? Ok screw this ill just go to a person checkout. It turns out that this wal*mart has a 1 or less items checkout. The only number less thay 1 is 0. How can you buy 0 items? Well,i guess you can buy one item. Ok,so theres a guy walken down the ile and he ask me "wheres willie? ............wha. Hey buddy,i dont even know a guy named willie? Then the guy says "im a donna go a home a willie,ill a see a ya a later a a a a. I think i just waisted my breath. So after that i go to a mc. donalds to get a big mac.....im stupid when it comes to fast food. So a guy comes up and try to pick pcket me........i say to him "i dont even have any pockets you moron". I learned my lesson not to go to yhe walmart on crazze street.Finally i get home. I make the bomb out of dry and water. Then i put the bomb in the freezer and run upstairs. It turns out that i have to buy a new freezer. thx for reading dragonhunter113-also known as jay, leader of the dragon hunter's "in the darkness lies the answer"